8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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