We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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