This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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