I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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