Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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