I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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