awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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