I'm really into asian looking animals
its not stalking. its research.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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