she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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