Those balls look pretty dangerous.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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