I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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