You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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