I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
