We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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