You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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