stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
So much rum. So many feels.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Do you remember whose house we're in?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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