Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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