Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
nutella sex= disaster
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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