I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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