Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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