Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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