i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My pussy is not your playground.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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