You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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