Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
