Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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