glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
should my penis look like a turkey
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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