I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
