Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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