Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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