Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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