I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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