Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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