She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
