I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
