She said her name was "party"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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