How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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