i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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