She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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