what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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