HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
love makes seman taste better
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
