If that was your dad, he is hot
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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