why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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