where am i from again
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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