Got a toothbrush?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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