My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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