Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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