I'm lost and stupid without you.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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