Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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