At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
