theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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