There was a lot of him and a little penis
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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