We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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