I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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