You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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